hey tumblr

this isn’t twitter


put it the fuck back

Wednesday
7/19/23   12:15pm   0 notes

toskarin:

“creepy or wet” being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn’t like… a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

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based and cringe

Monday
7/17/23   10:31am   17,651 notes
eunnieboo:
“the many shades of howl pendragon 🌟
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eunnieboo:

the many shades of howl pendragon 🌟

Sunday
7/16/23   1:40pm   11,446 notes

githvyrik:

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tumblr is a free website compilation

Saturday
7/15/23   1:06pm   122,936 notes

maeborowski:

the fact that people are actually for-real using threads is insane. is this what weve come to as a society? i remember a time when google tried to make their own version of facebook and it was regarded as so lame it was almost immediately a punchline. now META of all cunts is making its own copy of TWITTER of all cesspools and people are voluntarily joining??? whats next?? are we all gonna use bing and the windows phone too?? you people make me sick id genuinely rather us all go to the jeremy renner app

Thursday
7/13/23   11:10pm   32,885 notes

magicratfingers:

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All time favorite joke

Thursday
7/13/23   11:03am   6,468 notes

parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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Thursday
7/13/23   11:02am   52,875 notes
tonyzaret:
“snoopingasusualisee:
“ thatbastardbassist:
“ sathire:
“ thatbastardbassist:
“ sathire:
“ thatbastardbassist:
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“ thatbastardbassist:
“ sathire:
“…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.
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The “I am a horse” starter pack,...

tonyzaret:

snoopingasusualisee:

thatbastardbassist:

sathire:

thatbastardbassist:

sathire:

thatbastardbassist:

sathire:

thatbastardbassist:

sathire:

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

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Big update about my most Reblogged Tumblr post:

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Thursday
7/13/23   8:34am   167,317 notes

gotg2008:

gotg2008:

gotg2008:

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

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imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now

Wednesday
7/12/23   8:47pm   46,113 notes

naturallyflavoredspringwater:

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the siblings

Wednesday
7/12/23   1:45pm   6,471 notes

haptronym:

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I saw this tweet and could not rest until I drew it as idiotically as possible.

Wednesday
7/5/23   11:40pm   3,779 notes
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